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Saturday, May 04, 2013

Cindy at Age Fifteen

Cindy's jealous auntie moves in a nearby community and considers herself to be the smartest one in the family. Her auntie’s name is Lizzie. Sometimes she sneezes and jumps like thunder in the sky. Once in blue moon, some nutty children tease her calling “the ant Lizzie sneezer fizzer”

She is greedy and nosy and dislikes Cindy's nickname, "Blondie." She told her sister it is a ridiculous nickname and complains about both her niece and nephews behavior. She doesn't have any children herself. She thinks they are a burden and are too expensive to care for and educate. Instead, she spends her time in the shopping mall and freaks out over the littlest things. Sometimes she gets so worked up that she faints. Last week she dented her dentures when she had one of her spells and fell.

One day, Sony, who is in Junior High, decides to write a poem about his Aunt Lizzie. 


Busy bee aunt Lizzie is always bitching
Can we make her stops or stay calm?     
Ugly Uncle Omar is always sleepy
Kindly Lord, I bow you and pray
Make bitching auntie a kind aunt
Inspire her to stop complaining

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